Cora has had it!

Well, guys, something has happened that I didn't think would occur for another eighteen years or so. (No, I didn't find a gray hair! Thanks a lot!) Cora has had enough. She has packed her bags and she's ready to go. In other words, she's moving out.

Note the "100% buy-back guarantee" on the box

What she doesn't realize is that her parents are coming with her. (Aw, darn!) That's right, folks. We've finally found a house! It's a beautiful house on a street with a ridiculous name and we are so excited to call it our own in about 3 weeks. In the meantime, we've been pretty busy around here. Little Miss C especially. Our little 2-bedroom apartment is overflowing with boxes of things we don't use on a daily basis. (Who put all of this stuff in my apartment!?!?) The cats have taken to wandering the halls meowing in confusion in the middle of the night and breaking the seal on freshly packed boxes by sitting on them with their fat cat butts. But Little Miss C couldn't care less about packing up her room. After all, who has time for packing when you're:

1.Sitting up in shopping carts admiring the lettuce aisle

2. Shooting the breeze on the couch with Daddy

(Read: Pulling his hair)

3. Having a total meltdown....

...because you fed yourself yogurt

4. Being a cupcake eating a hamentash for Purim!

5. Being a baby eating the remote for no reason whatsoever

6. Or eating your second cousin's adorable save-the-date card! (Seriously, I found paper on the corners of her mouth...)

So you can see that Cora has no time for such frivolous things as packing. All is well though, she has hired some excellent movers to help her out.